I hate to brag, but I have THE BEST insurance agent anyone could ever ask for. He offers NO premium, FULL coverage, AND eternal life! Some more of the benefits include, but are NEVER limited to:
- 24/7 service
- Protection against Storms of Life
- Protection against Hell Damage
- Recalls by the Maker Himself
- Year-Round "Fear Not" Policy
He also gives a BONUS package when you join, which includes, and is still NEVER limited to:
- Free Heart Checks
- Free Damage Repair
- Free Forgiveness Policy
- Free Mansion
- Traveling Grace
The best part? All you have to give him is your heart! It's as simple as that! Just call Heaven and ask for Jesus. He will guide and help you with every step and situation that you face in life. Eventually, you will receive the free gift of the Holy Ghost! The best comforter you could ever ask for! He also gives joy, peace, happiness, hope, faith, and much, MUCH more. All you have to do is ask! If you read the manual he provides titled The Bible, you'll find that sometimes life will hit you from all directions. At those times, it may seem that he isn't available... but, as stated in his policies, he is there 24/7, 365 days a year. So, call Jesus today! He has seriously made such a difference in my life. I do not have to worry about whether I'm insured for eternity. With his service, you're always in good hands!
"God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble." -Psalm 46:1
